The Noisy Garden Centre

Kid Carpet really wants to win the Royal Fancy Garden Contest. The Noisy Animals really want to run a garden centre. It’s a perfect match! Nothing could possibly go wrong. Surely first prize is in the bag?

A hilarious yet meaningful farce enthused with the naivety of the imagination of children. The Noisy Garden Centre offers a direct but soft call for us to provide more wild spaces for the creatures we share our world with and is told by a foolish dad character through super catchy songs, lo-fi puppetry, video magic and audience participation.

The Noisy Garden Centre is a Kid Carpet production. It is a brand new Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals show for family audiences featuring their signature relaxed performance style.

All seating is unreserved. All performances are relaxed performances and blind and visually impaired audiences can pre-book touch tours prior to all performances. Find out more about how to find us, access and some FAQs about your visit. If the show you want to see is sold out, you can join our waiting list and we will get in touch if any tickets become available.